One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
I just love the way Crowley says things..he has such a way with words.
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I’ve saved this since March to post.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE
yall can wake me up now
One ring to rule them all
*heavy nerd breathing*
Laughing, because there’s 2 pepper shakers on the table, instead of salt and pepper.