[on the dismissal and forgetting of Christine Chapel’s name] “speaks volumes about [Kirk’s] character when it comes to women”
like seriously did Orci really watch the show or
BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET
it looks so majestic
IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time
My english teacher just emailed me and said:
"I was curious to know who Jensen Ackles is seeing as you talk a lot about him. So I looked him up on google and discovered this is the man you put your time into worshiping:
(and then she goes) You have chosen well.”
All rise for Jensen Ackles.